About
When the geese came for the bread, humanity didn’t stand a chance. When mutated geese came for the planet, Colin and Margaret did what any sensible Brits would do: they put the kettle on.
Now, armed with a couple of thermoses, one suspiciously indestructible potato salad, and the sheer power of mild irritation, they find themselves dragged from a quiet park bench in York to the farthest reaches of the cosmos.
Alongside Geoffrey, a goose of uncommon arrogance and surprising political influence, they must face hostile alien waterfowl, interdimensional honking, a teapot the size of Yorkshire, and the most terrifying enemy of all: a cliffhanger that might never be resolved tidily.
Can the universe be saved with a hot brew and a spatula?
Possibly.
Will Margaret ever eat Colin’s potato salad?
Absolutely not.
An absurd tale of tea, geese, and the kind of understated British stubbornness that just might hold reality together.
Language - English
Publisher Name - Matt Allcock
Publisher Year - 2026
ASIN - B0GSN44G3L
ISBN-13 - 9781067611521
Matt Allcock
Matt Allcock once brewed a cup of tea so weak that it gained sentience and applied for local council funding. When not writing about geese, tea and improbable space travel, he can be found guarding his sandwiches from aggressive waterfowl at the park and pondering the cosmic importance of potato salad.