Matt Allcock

Matt Allcock once brewed a cup of tea so weak that it gained sentience and applied for local council funding. When not writing about geese, tea and improbable space travel, he can be found guarding his sandwiches from aggressive waterfowl at the park and pondering the cosmic importance of potato sal...

Two Mugs, A Brew, And Some Geese

By: Matt Allcock

When the geese came for the bread, humanity didn’t stand a chance. When mutated geese came for the planet, Colin and Margaret did what any sensible Brits would do: they put the kettle on.Now, armed ...